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So there’s only one channel in this motel,

robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

(Source: handaxe, via maggotmaster)

skullgreymom:

trabantntreasure:

wow i’m amazed how many monuments to leopold II are still sitting around in belgium

imperial nations have a great capacity for forgiveness when it comes to their own *pays for something with a $20 bill*

(via felrender)

capnpea:

Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt

(via mrheliotrope)

lardypoison:

why do the baby boomers think they can judge us. they blew up babies

(via steffalopod)