what.
welcome to friday.
I stared at this GIF for a good 10 or so minutes, contemplating if I want to reblog this or not. Its too weird for me not to. lol
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Dr. Rookwood's Quality Spirits and Stolen Poetry
The tragically boring story of a person who has been called opinionated, loud, obnoxious, rude, crude, lewd, sarcastic, corrosive, corrupting, loose, boorish, boring, dramatic, philosophical, intellectual, socialist, childish, mild-ish, calm, crazy, simple, stupid, cute, ugly, homely, lonely, lovely, and loyal.
Ask me anything
June42012
3PM
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3PM
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3PM
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3PM
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
3PM
True story: His Name is Robert Downey Jr.
I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with drug addicted celebrity bad boys.
Mine does.
His name is Robert Downey Jr.
You’ve probably heard of him. You may or may not be a fan, but I am, and I was in the early 90’s when this story takes place.
It was at a garden party for the ACLU of Southern California. My stepmother was the executive director, which is why I was in attendance without having to pay the $150 fee. It’s not that I don’t support the ACLU, it’s that I was barely twenty and had no money to speak of.
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3PM
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”
Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation.
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June22012
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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10AM
Will study social interaction for food: Why I hate it when other white people say the phrase: "I'm not racist"
Because I still am one. Because it never goes away. Because as a white person, I have absorbed messages for my entire life that I am better than the majority of people on earth, I have absorbed messages telling me that the only lives worth caring about are the ones belonging…
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